Now My People Can Call Your People

As I was perusing my most recent phone bill I came to a shocking conclusion. From the land line in my room it costs me more to call a cellphone in Israel than it does to call the states. I still can't go willy nilly with the phone calls, but it does mean that I don't have to feel nearly as guilty for keeping in touch vocally. Of course, everyone is still more than welcome to call me (which is even more financially viable for me) but I understand if you don't. I just take it as a sign that our love has waned and you've left me for someone else. Someone else who my army buddies will soon hunt down and kill.