Friday, August 19, 2005

Now That's Commitment

Ladies and Gentlemen, friends, and family. Michelle and I have an announcement to make. We decided that after almost 7 months of wonderful dating it was time to take our relationship to the next level with a formal commitment. That's right, last Sunday, Michelle and I took the leap and merged our phone bills, allowing us to be on a "family" plan and talk to each other at much lower rates. Yeah. Bet you saw that one coming.

It is also worth noting that the service at the phone plan center was excellent, marking the second time in a week where I received top notch service from actual Israelis. I am stunned.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

What Doesn't Kill You

Last Saturday night to Sunday was the 9th day of the Jewish month of Av, during which we Jews commemorate all of the crappy stuff that has happened to us on that day throughout history. Two of the largest national tragedies are the destruction of the first and second temples in Jerusalem. That's where I was on Sunday. It was meaningful.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Anniversary

For anyone keeping track, I recently had my one year anniversary of coming to Israel and making aliyah. For anyone not keeping track, feel free to start reading all of my archived blogs and then pretend like you have been.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Thank You Come Again

Traditionally in Israel the customer service is terrible. For whatever reason, Israeli custom requires that anyone in the service industry be as totally unhelpful as possible. Personally I think it stems from the confrontational nature of interactions here. For example, people will help you only after they have finished arguing that you don’t need help, aren’t entitled to help, and have tried to send you to get help from somebody else. After that they are absolutely charming. Given the nature of the helpee/helper relationship you can imagine my skepticism upon entering a store in hopes of having my brother’s suitcase replaced. He had purchased the suitcase about a month ago and it was already starting to fall apart. To make matters more complicated my brother was leaving Israel in a few days and there would not have been enough time to have to luggage sent out to be repaired. Much to my surprise, a very nice sales clerk, after speaking with her manager, informed me that the store would replace the suitcase hassle free. It was a miracle – just like winning the lottery, only without all of the money.

For anyone wondering why my brother had purchased a new suitcase a few weeks into his trip here, it was because he failed to remove his old suitcase from an intercity bus, and not knowing to whom the bag belonged, the police blew it open in case it was a booby-trapped explosive device. This story is even better because twelve years ago, when my family was living in Israel for a year, my brother left his bag on a street corner and the bomb squad had to be called in. Some people never learn.

Friday, August 05, 2005

I'm Back!

That's right boys and girls, the theme of this week's blog is phrases with the word "back." Like: "I'm back in Israel." And "I'm back in the army." Also "I'm back on the Juice." And subsequently "I'm back off of the Juice." The first two phrases are pretty self explanatory. I got back to Israel a little over a week ago and went almost straight back to the army. The last two statements reflect my new pharmaceutical status. Yesterday I received my first infusion of Remicade (a strong drug, given intravenously, that has worked super well for me in the past) in about a year. This means that, unlike many prominent potential Hall of Fame baseball players, I am now off of steroid treatments. No more of that juice for me.

PB (Post Blog) - For anyone who missed it, my Remicade=Juice analogy makes sense because of Remicade's liquidy nature. For anyone who disagrees with the analogy, I welcome you to start your own blog dedicated to fighting the idea that juice may be used as an analogy to any other liquid.